What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:03
What! how could you do that?
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
True - how I loved my mum!
Do you know what she said mum?
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
Is it safe to take a hot shower after being exposed to extremely low temperatures?
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
What do you mean son?
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
Is there a way to remove tar from my lungs?
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
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About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.